Theyâve lost the recipe for success on the pitch but Manchester United have hired a celebrity chef to cook half-time grub for well-heeled fans.
Michelin-starred Tom Kerridgeâs five-course treat for the derby with Manchester City on Sunday, March 8 will set them back £2,000.
The package â" including match ticket â" features a champagne and canapés reception in the Number 7 lounge at Old Trafford.
There is an inclusive bar, offering Champagne, sommelier-selected wine, beer and premium spirits.
Old Trafford stadium, where Tom's five course meal will be served with limitless posh booze and rounded off with a cheese trolley (Image: Getty) Read More Related Articles Read More Related ArticlesAfterwards fans can watch the game from the comfort of a luxury padded seat, with snacks, blankets and hot drinks available to take out into the cold.
Post-match afternoon tea is on offer, along with mobile cheese serving stations and vintage port.
Kerridge, 46, who has starred in his own BBC cookery show, says in an advertising blurb: âHaving been a Man Utd fan my whole life, itâs amazing that fans can now enjoy my food when they come to Old Trafford!
"Come and join me at the Man Utd v Man City game.â
But fans responded sarcastically while others took a swipe at the clubâs unpopular American owners the Glazer family.
Read More Top news stories from Mirror OnlineOne wrote: âAt first I thought £1,666.67 (excluding VAT) was a little steep, then I saw you had the âmobile cheese serviceâ. Fair.â
Another said: âIf you were truly a United fan you wouldnât assist the Glazers in forcing the working class fans out of our beautiful club with your ridiculous prices.â
A third post said: âMate, thatâs 4.25 months of rent for me, excluding VAT, how can someone whoâs working class and loves food and United enjoy both?â
The package is likely to horrify no-nonsense ex-skipper Roy Keane, who famously branded the clubâs tight-lipped corporate supporters as the âprawn sandwich brigadeâ.
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The deal comes as Manchester United battle to avoid their lowest-ever Premier League points total.
The club â" who have won 20 league titles â" have suffered a series of shock reverses since legendary boss Sir Alex Ferguson retired in 2013.